I'm such an artist, I know.
Now that you are well acquainted with my family and my life, I can start by saying that my family is weird. And not weird in the normal sense of weird... Contradiction, I know. We all tend to get easily angry at one another only to laugh about it later, not to mention how passive aggressive my parents are, which is hilarious sometimes. Anyway, a few days ago I had to take my car in for an oil change and tire rotation.
*not actual picture
Since my dad thinks all appointments should be at the crack of dawn, I had to wake up early on my only day off and take my car to the dealership.
Once I got dressed, we left.
I entered the waiting room with a the television blaring Maury and had to sit between two biddies. I felt so out of place. I was the only person in the room with a penis and no wrinkles. It was literally full of all old women.
Everything was going normally until Maury ended and some talk show came on with like four middle aged women. And then the most awkward thing happened. The lady on the television said "senior citizens need to have more sex!" it pretty much looked like this...
They all started paying close attention to the television. Even the woman who was sleeping woke up to listen. It took everything in my power not to bust out in laughter. Is this real life? Does this happen to people normally? Talking about how elders need more sex while I'm sitting in a room full of them? It was about to become an estrogen ocean in there.
Luckily my car was done and I was able to leave. This is my life. A sitcom waiting to happen.
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